Because you like Cortana in Halo

Andrea Sachs' boss is not happy unless everyone around her is panicked, nauseous or suicidal. See them in The Devil Wears Prada.

Veronica Lodge is a quintessential mean girl trying to make a better life, and a better self. See them in Riverdale.

Amy Santiago likes following the rules a little too much. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Ianto Jones' withdrawn nature conceals his emotional pain. See them in Torchwood.

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Connor Walsh is arrogant enough to think he's the smartest guy in the room, and quick-witted enough to prove that he is. See them in How to Get Away with Murder.

Raven Reyes may be a deliquent, but she's also the youngest zero-gravity mechanic who fixed a 130-year old escape pod to make it through the descent to Earth. See them in The 100.

Donna is boisterous and spunky traveller of the TARDIS, exploring worlds beyond the simple mundane enterprises of Earth. See them in Doctor Who.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.