Character Recommendations Based on Henry Chinaski

Mr. Blonde Reservoir Dogs

Out of jail and back in the heist game; still psychotic as ever

Tony Soprano The Sopranos

Keeping therapy secret from both his families – especially his mob one

Max Payne Max Payne

Too focused on avenging the past to plan for the future

John Yossarian Catch-22

"A crotchety old fogey of 28"

Heihachi Mishima Tekken

Don't let his old age fool you, Heihachi is a ruthless pragmatist who values self-reliance above all else

Kenzo Tenma Monster (TV Show)

Gifted brain surgeon who's all heart

Kazuya Mishima Tekken

The power of the Devil is now his and his alone

Shuya Nanahara Battle Royale

Though cynical about the world, Shuya is caring and protective towards his friends

Simon Belmont Castlevania

A vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business

Aslan The Chronicles of Narnia

Part king, part guardian, part savior