Because you like Calvin Palmer in Barbershop

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Clementine Kruczynski thinks that too many guys think she's a concept, or she completes them, or she's gonna make them alive. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Gruff and sarcastic, Detective Harry Dresden use unconventional ways to track down perps, including using magic and the supernatural. See them in The Dresden Files.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Henry Mills is an idealistic young boy with the heart of the truest believer. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Often on the verge of a nervous breakdown, Annie Edison nevertheless manages to be the brain of the Greendale study group. See them in Community.

Goh Peik Lin is funny, unfiltered, and a fiercely supportive friend. See them in Crazy Rich Asians.

The son of Death has an obsession with perfection and symmetry. See them in Soul Eater.

Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Chewbacca is a loyal co-pilot who won't hesitate to rip your arm off. See them in Star Wars Series.