Because you like Bambi in Bambi

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Kenzo Tenma would have never guessed that ten-year-old he saved would later become a deadly serial killer intent on "thanking" him. See them in Monster (TV Show).

Milhouse Van Houten is happy to be second banana. See them in The Simpsons.

R2-D2 has been in the galaxy saving business for decades. Not bad for somebody whose vocabulary is limited to "beep-boop." See them in Star Wars Series.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

For Sly Cooper, stealing isn't just about the haul. It's also about the journey. See them in Sly Cooper.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

No baths please for Gary the Snail. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Daxter is half otter, half weasel, all snark. See them in Jak and Daxter.