Because you like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress who can read minds and break hearts. See them in True Blood.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Often the one to deliver bad news to the families of victims, Jennifer Jareau isn't sure this is what she signed up for. See them in Criminal Minds.

If you died and came back to life, and then died more times and came back, you might stop battling evil mutants. Not Jean Grey. See them in X-Men Series.

Klaus Baudelaire's photographic memory saves the lives of his siblings many times over. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

His nickname of 'Zero' says a lot about what other people think of him, but he's finally standing up for himself. See them in Holes.

An underdog with nothing left to lose, Donnie Creed has everything to prove. See them in Creed.

Love Quinn is a trained chef and excellent girlfriend, but she's hiding something dark. And bloody. See them in You.