Because you like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

Lily Aldrin is a flaky but supportive kindergarten teacher and painter. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

There's never a dull moment when this mischievous high-schooler gets up to his hijinks. Save Ferris! See them in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Vash might act like a carefree, peace-loving goof, but it's not wise to underestimate this "Humanoid Typhoon." See them in Trigun.

Bob Parr is an ex-superhero now focused on being a dad, but he misses the action. See them in The Incredibles.

Jason Bourne is suffering amnesia, but considering what he's done as a CIA assassin, maybe that's for the best. See them in The Bourne Identity.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Although Mako Mori may be small and quiet, she is a core of battle-hardened steel. See them in Pacific Rim.

Megamind is searching for purpose in a supervillain life without a superhero to fight. See them in Megamind.

Charles Xavier is a telepath who believes mutants and humans are both good at heart and can live in harmony. See them in X-Men Series.

A literal fallen star, Yvaine is temperamental, sarcastic, and a bit on edge. See them in Stardust.

It's hard enough fighting a war. But it's worse for Commander Shepard, knowing no matter how hard you try, you can't save them all. See them in Mass Effect.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.