Because you like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

A suave manipulator, Sebastian Valmont is valiantly fighting off a developing conscience. See them in Cruel Intentions.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

If Jack Torrance is one of his moods, you'll be the unlucky victim of the most bone-chilling, sinister yellers around. Bring your own axe. See them in The Shining.

Terence Fletcher is a brutal and unflinchingly strict music teacher hell-bent on whipping his students into shape. See them in Whiplash.

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

Chicken resterauntier by day and drug overlord by night, Gus Fring doesn't let the stress of living a double life get to him. See them in Breaking Bad.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.