Because you like Kevin Myers in American Pie

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

Fox McCloud leads a team of pilots through the Lylat System in search of the evil genius Andross, the villain that killed his father. See them in Star Fox.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

For Sly Cooper, stealing isn't just about the haul. It's also about the journey. See them in Sly Cooper.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.