Because you like Irving Rosenfeld in American Hustle

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.

In Ziva David's world, you grow up fast; you don't have a choice. See them in NCIS.

Mark Sloan is the best plastic surgeon and biggest playboy the hospital's ever seen. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Alex Dunphy's self-reliant intelligence comes with a healthy dash of sarcasm. See them in Modern Family.

Tony Stonem is the golden boy of Bristol. Problem is, he knows it. See them in Skins.

A self-proclaimed diva, Mercedes Jones is on the hunt for a stage worthy of her talents. See them in Glee.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.