Because you like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in Amadeus

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Those who stand against this singular super ninja are doomed to fail. See them in Ninja Gaiden.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

Don't let his old age fool you, Heihachi Mishima is a ruthless pragmatist who values self-reliance above all else. See them in Tekken .

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.