Because you like Elfo in Disenchantment

John Wick is a widowed former Navy Seal who becomes a notoriously effective hitman, killing over 124 people with gunshots alone. See them in John Wick.

What Troy Barnes lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart. See them in Community.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Applejack's practicality complements her caring nature. She is the loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies. See them in My Little Pony.

This isn't the Captian Hook of your nightmares; he's charming and devilishly handsome. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Klaus Baudelaire's photographic memory saves the lives of his siblings many times over. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.

Give in to the dark side with vampire Lestat; it's more fun. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Remy could be a five star Michelin chef, the only problem is that he is quite literally a rat. See them in Ratatouille.

Tom Hansen is a full-fledged romantic impatiently waiting for his love story. See them in (500) Days of Summer.