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Guillermo is the best servant a vampire could ask for. For years now. Not that he's counting. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Benoit Blanc is Sherlock with Southern charm, and a mysterious benefactor. See them in Knives Out.

Dazai Osamu's last goal in life would be to commit double suicide with a beautiful woman. Unfortunately, no one he meets seems to share the same interest. See them in Bungou Stray Dogs.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Meet Homelander, the snake that lurks beneath the glossy veneer. See them in The Boys.

Kim Kelly is a high school bully who's normally in a bad mood. But there's a softer side to her. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.