Because you like Jimmy Valmer in South Park

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Maddy Perez seems like an angel until she opens her mouth. See them in Euphoria.

Adrian Agreste is a charming rich teenage boy, model, and hero in a catsuit. See them in Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Corpse Bride's dreams were taken from her. But now - now she's stolen them from someone else. See them in Corpse Bride.

Shuri is a genius-level inventor with a wicked sense of humor. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

For Elton John, the road to stardom is a rocky ride. See them in Rocketman.

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

Rayman is a fearless hero who flies into action with a propeller on his head and a smile on his face. See them in Rayman.