Because you like Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

In Dennis Reynolds' mind, only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Lily Aldrin is a flaky but supportive kindergarten teacher and painter. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed: that's what makes Amethyst so awesome. See them in Steven Universe.

A place as peaceful and enlightened as Piltover has no tolerance for a criminal like Jinx. See them in League of Legends.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Closing off her emotions makes Lightning a great fighter, but at what personal cost? See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Ruling with an iron fist, Pablo owns the drug trade and is bathing in the fame and wealth that the cocaine trade in Columbia offers. See them in Narcos.