Because you like King Leonidas in 300

Rory Gilmore usually can be found with her nose in a book and coffee in hand, talking with her mom as quickly as the words can spill out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Some might call Jess Mariano mysterious. Others just call him moody. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Convinced that the world is conspiring against him, Tatsuhiro's reconciled himself to his fate as a shut-in. See them in Welcome to the NHK.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.

The party never really ends with Penny Lane, a rock-worshipping groupie who is refreshingly self-aware and free-spirited. See them in Almost Famous.

Lane Kim is the drummer for Hep Alien, but don't let her mom know. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Amy Santiago likes following the rules a little too much. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.