Because you like Joe Goldberg in You

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.

Leonardo is spiritual, and devoted to more than just pizza. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Kevin Khatchadourian is a disturbed, affect-less teen on a dark path. See them in We Need to Talk About Kevin.

Troy Bolton is a triple threat: singing, dancing, and basketball. See them in High School Musical.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

One of Freddie Mercury's songs is "We Will Rock You." And does he ever! See them in Bohemian Rhapsody.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Sidney Prescott is trying to return to life as a regular, teenage girl – one who doesn't cause rooms to go silent when she walks in. See them in Scream.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.