Because you like Vanellope von Schweetz in Wreck it Ralph

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

Miles Morales was bitten by a radioactive spider, put on the webbed spandex, and beat up his first bad guy before his voice changed. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed: that's what makes Amethyst so awesome. See them in Steven Universe.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Sometimes being a supportive girlfriend like Ophelia doesn't work out too well. See them in Hamlet.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

When his friend goes missing, Lucas Sinclair is ready to fight. All of the Dungeons and Dragons is really paying off. See them in Stranger Things.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.