Because you like Greg Hirsch in Succession

Short on book smarts but long on compassion, this high school football player secretly has a soulful side. See them in Glee.

Joey Potter is a low-key girl next door in love with her best friend. See them in Dawson's Creek.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Charlotte York is an idealistic art curator who loves horses, tennis and Elizabeth Taylor movies. See them in Sex and the City.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Basil Hallward is dominated, soul, brain, and power by Dorian. See them in Dorian Gray.