Because you like Nadia Vulvokov in Russian Doll

After alien Haruko rides in on her Vespa, giant robots spouting from Naota Nandaba's forehead soon become the least of his worries. See them in FLCL.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

An upbeat, fun-loving teen, Sora would do anything for his friends. See them in Kingdom Hearts.

Don't mess with Mickey Milkovich unless you want to see the wrong side of one of his many guns. See them in Shameless.

John Wick is a widowed former Navy Seal who becomes a notoriously effective hitman, killing over 124 people with gunshots alone. See them in John Wick.

Rainbow Dash's interests include flying, playing pranks, and generally being themost awesome pony around. See them in My Little Pony.

Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Anna Karenina doesn't want to be a respectable woman any more. She thinks respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be. See them in Anna Karenina.

Jillian Holtzmann's madcap mind is always whirring and she will transform anything into one of her machines. See them in Ghostbusters (2016).