Because you like Alaska Young in Looking for Alaska

Cinder has been beaten down by the world, but she's learning that her cyborg abilities are pretty helpful. See them in Cinder .

Jack Bauer is a terrorist fighter who is scared of nothing and no one. The clock is ticking! See them in 24.

Raz is a 10-year-old boy who mostly stays in his own head, which makes sense since that's where he is strongest. See them in Psychonauts.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

R is sweet for a zombie. See them in Warm Bodies.

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

Quint is a grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea. See them in Jaws.

Mr. Robot always seems to know what to do when others are lost. But can he be trusted? See them in Mr. Robot.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

Chicken resterauntier by day and drug overlord by night, Gus Fring doesn't let the stress of living a double life get to him. See them in Breaking Bad.

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.