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Some might call Jess Mariano mysterious. Others just call him moody. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Manipulative, gorgeous, and sharp as a tack, Blair Waldorf is a classic product of the Upper East Side. See them in Gossip Girl.

A brilliant graduate student in Italy for "research," Oliver has other things on his mind: flirting, swimming, and dancing. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Intelligent and confident, Maeve Wiley grew up alone and has no problem hitting you in the crotch if you disrespect her. See them in Sex Education.

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.

Kelly Kapoor's interests are office gossip, pink (the color), Pink (the singer), snow cones, the temp Ryan, and "basically, anything that is awesome." See them in The Office.

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

The last war left his economy devastated, and now Germany is engaged in another war and stuck with two barely trained allies for help. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.