Because you like James Halliday / Anorak in Ready Player One
Usually the life of the party, Laszlo is now seriously planning the vampiric takeover of the New World. Or at least Staten Island. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.
Guillermo is the best servant a vampire could ask for. For years now. Not that he's counting. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.
Whether it's a companion he’s failed or lingering guilt from the war, the Doctor can never truly let go of his past lives. See them in Doctor Who.
Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.
Billy Butcher's job is to give everyone hell by any means necessary. See them in The Boys.
Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.
Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.
Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.
Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Charlie is a Type A theater director dealing with something out of his control: a painful divorce. See them in Marriage Story.
Freddie Freeman is a superhero aficionado with a dark sense of humor. See them in DC Extended Universe.
K-2SO is a blunt and sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial droid who is always up for an adventure. See them in Rogue One.