Because you like Kayla Day in Eighth Grade

Effortlessly sexy, calm, and collected, Eric Northman is equally at home ripping off heads and flirting with waitresses. See them in True Blood.

Leonard "Bones" McCoy is passionate, moral, and ready to stitch you back together. See them in Star Trek.

A ruthless militant, Raza will do anything to take down Tony Stark. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

A daring conman, Flynn Rider is so charismatic that you might not mind when he steals from you. See them in Tangled.

Larger than life and wealthy beyond measure, Willy Wonka is more than a titan in the sweets industry; he is an arbiter of taste. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

WALL-E is a quirky little romantic robot cleaning the wasteland known as Earth. See them in WALL-E.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the world, if he's brave enough. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Though Ray Holt is a man of few words and even fewer smiles, he cares deeply about his precinct and detectives. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Rhodes has to trust his conscience to guide him through a political struggle that could change the very shape of modern warfare. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.