Because you like Kayla Day in Eighth Grade

Hawkeye Pierce is a Devil-may-care Army doc who'd have the Devil laughing and drinking in five minutes flat. See them in M*A*S*H.

Mario is a plumber who wears a ridiculous outfit, eats weird looking mushrooms, and fits himself inside your pipes so he can save a princess. See them in Super Mario Bros..

Severus Snape is a misanthropic potions teacher with a vindictive streak. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Simba just can't wait to be king, but he's got a lot of growing up to do first. See them in The Lion King.

With an A.I. as loyal and witty as Cortana, who needs humans? See them in Halo.

It's time somebody has to take over. It might as well be Fish Mooney. See them in Gotham.

Yuki Cross is a cheerful, funny, bold young woman with hidden insecurities. See them in Vampire Knight.

Impassive, overly literal, and a little short on people skills, Angel dedicates her life to enforcing the rules. See them in Angel Beats!.

Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Light Yagami has a plan to make a better world, and morals won't stop him. See them in Death Note.