Because you like Michael in The Good Place

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

Connor Walsh is arrogant enough to think he's the smartest guy in the room, and quick-witted enough to prove that he is. See them in How to Get Away with Murder.

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Billy Butcher's job is to give everyone hell by any means necessary. See them in The Boys.

Bolin is making jokes and pursuing fun and adventure. See them in The Legend of Korra.

Protecting Earth from mystical threats and training new members, Ancient One has her hands full with her latest recruit Stephen Strange. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

A karate master/rocket scientist/squirrel, Sandy Cheeks is the only one who can clean up the other resident's messes in Bikini Bottom. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.