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Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Stanley Barber is a loveable goofball with impeccable (if eccentric) fashion sense, unique music taste, and a wealth of strange but useful knowledge. See them in I Am Not Okay With This.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Once a loving family man, James Heller is now dark, damaged, and hell-bent on getting revenge. See them in Prototype Series.

Violet Harmon takes teen angst to a paranormal level. See them in American Horror Story.

Kendall Roy is a wanna be ruthless businessman who comes across more like an anxious teenager. See them in Succession.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Convinced that the world is conspiring against him, Tatsuhiro's reconciled himself to his fate as a shut-in. See them in Welcome to the NHK.

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.