Because you like Nancy Botwin in Weeds

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

Raj Koothrappali is an astrophysicist who sees stars when he feebly tries to chat up women. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Rory Williams is a caring companion whose specialty is looking after others. See them in Doctor Who.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

Lyra Belacqua is prone to getting in trouble, but she's also clever enough to get out of it. Most of the time. See them in The Golden Compass.

A suave proprietor of an upscale nightclub and gambling den, Rick Blaine is dealing with World War II and a broken heart. See them in Casablanca.

The White Queen been treated horribly, but the day of her victory is almost near. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

A champion of chivalry, Don Quixote is dutifully bringing good to the world—even when others think he's out of his mind. See them in Don Quixote.

Kenzo Tenma would have never guessed that ten-year-old he saved would later become a deadly serial killer intent on "thanking" him. See them in Monster (TV Show).

Tony Stonem is the golden boy of Bristol. Problem is, he knows it. See them in Skins.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.