Because you like Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Through raised to be a gentleman, Laurie has a mischievous sense of humor. See them in Little Women.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Amy Santiago likes following the rules a little too much. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Quentin Coldwater has always suspected there was something different about him, and now he has the chance to prove it. See them in The Magicians.

His murderous megalomania aside, Loki is quite charming. Just don't mention his strapping older brother; he's a tad jealous. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Misaki Nakahara is keeping tabs on her newest project: recluse Tatsuhiro Sato. See them in Welcome to the NHK.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.