Because you like Tony Blundetto in The Sopranos
Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.
Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.
His name is Inigo Montoya and whoever killed his father should be prepared to die. See them in The Princess Bride.
Ethical but anxious, Chidi Anagonye approaches life like a problem to be solved. See them in The Good Place.
Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.
Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress who can read minds and break hearts. See them in True Blood.
Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.
Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.
Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.
Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.
Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.