Because you like Gregor Samsa in The Metamorphosis

Emma Frost's superpower: transforming her body into an unbreakable diamond. See them in X-Men Series.

When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.

A sadistic sociopath, Lil Z is helping make the City of God slum a Hell on Earth. See them in City of God.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

His nickname of 'Zero' says a lot about what other people think of him, but he's finally standing up for himself. See them in Holes.

Handsome Jack is wearing a mask of his own face to hide his scarred real one. See them in Borderlands Series.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.