Because you like Principal Skinner in The Simpsons

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

Caleb Rivers is a bad boy with a good reason for acting out. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

It’s a shame that the Seven Kingdoms doesn’t allow a woman to rule. The scheming, focused Cersei Lannister would do a far better job than either of her sons. See them in Game of Thrones.

Effie Trinket is utterly enamored with all things fashion, make-up, and style. See them in The Hunger Games .

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Handsome Jack is wearing a mask of his own face to hide his scarred real one. See them in Borderlands Series.

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.

Klaus Baudelaire's photographic memory saves the lives of his siblings many times over. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.