Because you like Principal Skinner in The Simpsons

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Leatherface's moods change with his masks. See them in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

The chronically bizarre Dwight Schrute is the world’s most dependable assistant to the regional manager. See them in The Office.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.