Character Recommendations Based on Milhouse Van Houten

Squidward Tentacles SpongeBob SquarePants

Pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet

Fear Inside Out

A ball of nerves. A voice of caution

Philip J. Fry Futurama

So stupid he accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium

Dwight Schrute The Office

Annoying assistant to the regional manager who's all about beets, bears and Battlestar Galactica

Beast Beauty and the Beast

Grumpy, furry, and lovably awkward

Drax Guardians of the Galaxy

The destroyer. He lives for one thing and one thing only: revenge

The Genie Aladdin

He's here to crack jokes and grant wishes, in that order

Mary Poppins Mary Poppins

This singing nanny is practically perfect in every way

Soos Ramirez Gravity Falls

Loving doofus man-child

Ross Geller Friends

Dinosaur-lover looking for human love, albeit awkwardly