Because you like Milhouse Van Houten in The Simpsons

Once a handsome prince, the Beast is now a grumpy, furry, monster. It's hard to pinpoint which mammal he resembles the most. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Charlie Bucket may be down-on-his-luck, but his spirits are always sky high. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.