Because you like Milhouse Van Houten in The Simpsons

Lord Farquaad is a tiny man with big, evil aspirations. See them in Shrek.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Fear is a ball of nerves and a voice of caution. See them in Inside Out.

Leonardo is spiritual, and devoted to more than just pizza. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Once a handsome prince, the Beast is now a grumpy, furry, monster. It's hard to pinpoint which mammal he resembles the most. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

Emma Frost's superpower: transforming her body into an unbreakable diamond. See them in X-Men Series.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

There's nothing "demi" about this demigod's massive ego. See them in Moana.

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.