Because you like Krusty The Clown in The Simpsons

Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.

As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Popular jock Andrew Clark is pretty bizarre. He's just better at hiding it, that's all. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Charlie Bucket may be down-on-his-luck, but his spirits are always sky high. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.