Because you like Sue Heck in The Middle

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

One of seven supernatural babies who was born to a mother who was never pregnant, Ben Hargreeves is trying to save the world from an apocalypse in 8 days. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Lyra Belacqua is prone to getting in trouble, but she's also clever enough to get out of it. Most of the time. See them in The Golden Compass.

Nomi Marks is a brilliant hacker with an open-minded, accepting spirit. See them in Sense8.

Tiffany Doggett is usually a nice, good Christian. Just don't get her riled up! See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Amy March blends her naturally artistic spirit with a sense of practicality. See them in Little Women.

Gruff and efficient, Sam Fisher protects a nation that can never admit he exists. See them in Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.