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Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Chicken resterauntier by day and drug overlord by night, Gus Fring doesn't let the stress of living a double life get to him. See them in Breaking Bad.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

His superiority complex coupled with his bitter desire for revenge makes Vegeta a formidable foe. See them in Dragon Ball Z.

Daria Morgendorffer is so defensive that she actively works to make people dislike her so that she don't feel bad when they do. See them in Daria.

Nadja was feminasty before it was cool. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

An undercover DEA agent, Max Payne is too focused on avenging the past to plan for the future. See them in Max Payne.

Jessica Davis is the girl that guys like to like. See them in Thirteen Reasons Why .

Maka is determined to collect and purify 99 Kishin eggs– human souls that have been corrupted by evil– and one witch soul. See them in Soul Eater.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Paris Geller is a newspaper editor, class president, and headed for Harvard. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.