Because you like Red Forman in That '70s Show

Kesuke Miyagi is a karate expert who thinks the best way a scrawny high schooler can learn how to defend himself is by washing every surface in sight. See them in The Karate Kid.

Howard Wolowitz is an engineer whose serious mommy issues somehow haven't dimmed his confidence. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

Raj Koothrappali is an astrophysicist who sees stars when he feebly tries to chat up women. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.