Because you like Michael Kelso in That '70s Show

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

Jesse Aarons' frustration can only find outlet in another world. See them in Bridge to Terabithia.

Matt Flamhaff is not too concerned about being part of the popular crowd. Too bad his best friend is. See them in 13 Going on 30 .

JJ Mayfair is a loyal friend, but reckless behavior and a drug habit make relationships rocky. See them in Outer Banks.

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.

Though she has the normal insecurities of a 15-year-old, Aurora is both courageous and empathetic. See them in Maleficent.

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

Rupert Giles is a librarian on the outside, fearless evil-fighter on the inside. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

M. Bison is a diabolical megalomaniac hell-bent on dominating the world. See them in Street Fighter.