Because you like Amethyst in Steven Universe

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Despite the dissolution of his state, Prussia hangs on – mooching off his younger brother Germany and reading comics. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Merciless and manipulative, Queen Ravenna is determined to become the fairest of them all. See them in Snow White and the Huntsman.

Gilderoy Lockhart's biggest idol is himself. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Howard Wolowitz is an engineer whose serious mommy issues somehow haven't dimmed his confidence. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

With a song always on her lips and her heart on her sleeve, Maria von Trapp is the governess every kid dreams of. See them in The Sound of Music.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Relentlessly cheerful and optimistic, Erin Hannon is an office receptionist. See them in The Office.