Because you like Neelix in Star Trek Voyager
Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.
Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.
Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
The Genie is the perfect buddy, granting every wish we might have and keeping life good-spirited. See them in Aladdin.
Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.
Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.
A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.
