Because you like Squidward Tentacles in SpongeBob SquarePants

L is enigmatic, child-like, and one of the smartest people in the world. See them in Death Note.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Tony Stark's interests include cocktails, beautiful women, particle physics, and saving the world. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Bridget Jones is a wanton sex goddess, struggling 30-something, and semi-hot mess. See them in Bridget Jones's Diary.

With his own ship, Peter Quill calls his own shots, and gets to fly from planet to planet blasting '70s pop hits and picking up alien chicks. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Ratchet is a shoot-first, ask-questions-later, and then-shoot-again kind of lombax. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.

Emmet Brickowski is so upbeat it's not even human. Everything is AWESOME! See them in The Lego Movie.

The Kid doesn't talk. He just acts with determination. See them in Bastion.

Claire Underwood is scary intimidating, and she knows it. See them in House of Cards.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

While Alan Garner is loyal to his new friends, his efforts to help them often do more harm than good. See them in The Hangover.