Because you like Sheldon J. Plankton in SpongeBob SquarePants

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Be careful around Marie Laveau. There's no one more vengeful than a double-crossed voodoo queen. See them in American Horror Story.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Freddie Freeman is a superhero aficionado with a dark sense of humor. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Morticia Addams hates anything bright and cheery and loves all things ghoulish, ghastly, and violent. See them in The Addams Family.

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.

Success for Eggsy Unwin means joining Kingsman, and failure could mean death. See them in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

John Wick is a widowed former Navy Seal who becomes a notoriously effective hitman, killing over 124 people with gunshots alone. See them in John Wick.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.