Because you like Sheldon J. Plankton in SpongeBob SquarePants
Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.
A Washington DC fixer, Olivia Pope can make roadblocks disappear with a single phone call. "It's handled" is her life motto. See them in Scandal.
Leslie Knope can accomplish anything, literally anything, with a little grit and help from her office. See them in Parks and Recreation.
Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.
Melinda May is a woman of few words and many talents. Most of them martial. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
As Jane Villanueva grapples with a truly unexpected pregnancy, she realizes that her life is "now the stuff of telenovelas." See them in Jane the Virgin.
Smart but insecure, Tally Youngblood is torn between what she wants and what her society demands. See them in Uglies.
Noah Calhoun is lost without Allie, who seems to have moved on. See them in The Notebook.
Though he has a brilliant mind for mathematics, Christopher has a much harder time processing the rest of the world. See them in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.
The black sheep of his family, Rhett Butler grew up to have charm and to see things as they are. He just doesn't give a damn anymore. See them in Gone with the Wind.