Because you like Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants

Lyra Belacqua is prone to getting in trouble, but she's also clever enough to get out of it. Most of the time. See them in The Golden Compass.

Severus Snape is a misanthropic potions teacher with a vindictive streak. See them in Harry Potter Series.

To cope with injustice, Connor finds meaning in his strict and unbreakable code of honor. See them in Assassin's Creed Series.

Free-spirited Annie Hall goes through life saying "La-di-da, la-di-da, la la." See them in Annie Hall.

It's easy for Brian O'Conner to fake his way into the world of extreme racing because he's been popping cars since his teenage years. See them in The Fast and the Furious.

Ethan Hunt's mission, should he chose to accept it, is to save the world from impossible threats. See them in Mission: Impossible.

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Jesse Tuck dreams of finding someone to join his unusual family. See them in Tuck Everlasting.

A rugged frontiersman and consummate survivor, Hugh Glass has a relationship with the natural world that is downright spiritual. See them in The Revenant.

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.