Because you like Gary the Snail in SpongeBob SquarePants

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Though he may be blind, Chirrut Imwe sees the power of the force more than most. See them in Rogue One.

Wanting more out of life, Pam Beesly has a job she isn't crazy about and is engaged to a guy she's not sure is "The One." See them in The Office.

He may seem like a charismatic leader, but Bellamy also has a ruthless, self-serving streak See them in The 100.

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

Elizabeth Harmon loves to win at chess, but competitive pressure and her past are taking a toll. See them in The Queen's Gambit.

Be careful around Marie Laveau. There's no one more vengeful than a double-crossed voodoo queen. See them in American Horror Story.

Guillermo is the best servant a vampire could ask for. For years now. Not that he's counting. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.