Because you like Eugene H. Krabs in SpongeBob SquarePants

It’s a shame that the Seven Kingdoms doesn’t allow a woman to rule. The scheming, focused Cersei Lannister would do a far better job than either of her sons. See them in Game of Thrones.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Violet Harmon takes teen angst to a paranormal level. See them in American Horror Story.

The only defense Earth has against alien invaders are giant robots in the hands of pilots like Kaworu. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

If anyone can stay optimistic and friendly under harsh alien rule, it's Alyx Vance. See them in Half-Life 2.

Kelly Kapoor's interests are office gossip, pink (the color), Pink (the singer), snow cones, the temp Ryan, and "basically, anything that is awesome." See them in The Office.