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A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Dee Reynolds is selfish, narcissistic, and a target of extremely cruel ridicule. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Even with the world on the line, Bayonetta is an Umbra Witch who maintains a biting sense of humor. See them in Bayonetta.

Bad-ass Rayne has sworn her life to finding and destroying her vampire dad, Kagan, and killing as many other vampires as she can in the bargain. See them in BloodRayne .

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

Sam Montgomery works hard, but her evil stepmother makes sure her efforts don't pay off. See them in A Cinderella Story.

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.

Toby Cavanaugh has trouble avoiding being manipulated. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Jenny Flint is a devoted wife and daring crime fighter, which is pretty unconventional for a Victorian maid. See them in Doctor Who.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

The self-described "ghost with the most" knows the ins-and-outs of specter life like no other. Just ask him. See them in Beetlejuice.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.