Because you like Kyle Broflovski in South Park

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.

Annie Walker can bake a beautiful cupcake, but everything else in her life is a mess. See them in Bridesmaids.

A conflicted small-town preacher, Jesse Custer leaves an unexpectedly bloody path in his wake. See them in Preacher.

Yippee-ki-yay! John McClane doesn't go down without a fight. See them in Die Hard.

This suave con-man doesn't just want to become rich. Danny Ocean wants to rip off the guy who stole his wife in the biggest Vegas con. See them in Ocean's Eleven.

Phoebe Halliwell is a bestselling author and martial arts master with power of premonitions. See them in Charmed.

A good guy who's made some bad choices, Scott Lang is driven in his quest for redemption. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A superpowered test subject, Scarlet Witch can manipulate other people's thoughts and force them to confront their worst fears. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.