Because you like Butters Stotch in South Park

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.

When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

Daniel LaRusso is a Jersey kid in L.A. who is learning about karate and life from the mysterious Mr. Miyagi. See them in The Karate Kid.

Reclusive, quiet, and seemingly emotionless, Lain Iwakura feels like an outsider in her hyper-connected world. See them in Serial Experiments Lain.

Lane Kim is the drummer for Hep Alien, but don't let her mom know. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Jillian Holtzmann's madcap mind is always whirring and she will transform anything into one of her machines. See them in Ghostbusters (2016).

Wanderer is a Soul, a parasite sent into a host to take over their body, extracting information from them and colonizing their species. See them in The Host.

If Anna Liebert could remember her past, maybe she would know who she is. See them in Monster (TV Show).

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.